Mature beyond her age
> I was just waiting for the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.”
> I’m interested in how she reacted when she found out her mom was lying and she still still had candy..
> She is like a final level monk.
> This is a long con, she’s just trying to make her mom feel guilty. Clever girl.
> I was starting to get mad at the mom for constantly asking if the girl was mad.
> That “I love you” at the end. My heart..It can’t handle this much cuteness.
> I’d be mad at her for asking me SEVEN TIMES if I was mad at her..
> My mom and my sister actually ate all my candy one Halloween. Never forget.
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
Are you fucking serious ? -.-
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
I had to have this
getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE
THAT GUY’S LAUGH
his laugh made my life